Where do I begin?! I should probably mention that I'm a squirter. A true gusher. So you will need some proper protective equipment such as: rain boots, rain jacket, and safety glasses. (Snorkel and tarp are optional). There are four rules to sucking dick: 1. You ch*ke on it 2. You gag on it
3. You try to kill yourself with it 4. Spitters are for quitters